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Does anyone really care about my mundane life?

Apparently, the answer is yes. So to avoid any further harassment, I’m updating.

I haven’t blogged in a while — holy shit has it really been 2 months! — because nothing really interesting is going on. Well, okay a couple of things:

MEH got hired on permanently by the company he was contracting for. YAY!!!! I’m really happy about this for all obvious reasons, but more importantly, because MEH is a super-smart guy and it looks like he’s working for a company that appreciates him. Also, he (and hence, we) finally has all the lovely benefits of being a “real” employee. Like medical coverage , paid vacation, paid holidays and some other cool stuff. Like a 25% discount for our cell service (they contract with his company) and then his actual employee discount on computer related stuff that his company sells, buys, repairs or processes. This company will remain nameless, for obvious reasons.

My bestest friend in the entire world, Michele, and her clan are moving back to Texas. Dude, it totally took us over a month to find them a house. It was very stressful to say the lease, but they’ll be here next week!!!! W00t!

While Michele was here, she re-did the red in my hair and put in the black sections. I hate it and when she gets unpacked, she’s totally got to fix it. She doesn’t know this yet, so….

Gaz’s hair is back to its normal color again. We re-did the pink twice this summer and then she decided to not wear a swim cap when swimming, so her hair turned green. There are some people that can pull off green hair. Gaz is not one of them. School starts in two weeks, so she’s back to normal.

Rico is adorable as always, but he drives me crazy sometimes. He had a lot of fun this summer and grew about a foot. He also gets pissed at me when I address him as “Baby”. He says, “I’m NOT a BABY!!”

I’ve been watching re-runs of “America’s Next Top Model” on MTV. I love the new show “Burn Notice” on USA. I’m on the fence about “Damages”. The way the timeline of the show jumps around is kind of annoying. It’s trying to be “Heroes”.
Both kids recently discovered Webkinz. And OMG! It’s crazy. I had heard about these cute little stuffed animals from one of Gaz’s friend Claire’s mom. I went to a couple of different toy stores and two different Hallmark stores that the store locator referred me to. Ugh! No Webkinz. Well I took Gaz shopping at Limited too to use her birthday gift cards. Limited too now has Webkinz. Let the madness begin.

Meet Coco:

The whole Webkinz concept is really cute. You register your pet and the site gives you an webpage for the animated version of your pet.

Like a virtual stuffed animal. Pretty genius if you ask me. You play games and answer questions to earn KinzCash to pimp out your pet’s room and to feed it, dress it, etc. Rico liked playing with Gaz’s so much I went out and got him the Golden Retriever.

He named him Goldie:

The cool thing is that there’s this whole section called Quizzy’s Corner where the kids answer 50 questions at a time about Math, Language, Science, Arts, Health, Social Studies, etc. They earn KinzCash for correct answers. So they’re learning while they’re playing. It’s educational entertainment or as we refer to it in the Evil Household — edutainment (vocabulary word).

It’s pretty funny, Rico will get on one PC and Gaz on the other and they’ll play this game called Link’d against each other. It’s like Connect 4 online. Okay, so why not just play the actual game? I don’t know. But they’re having a good time and they’re not fighting. Also, they’re both spouting off random facts like, “manatees eat lettuce”, “dolphins are mammals, not fish” and “Leonardo da Vinci was from Vinci, Italy”.

So that’s pretty much it. So I updated. Happy?

The Sopranos Finale

Eight years of my favorite. show. ever. came to an end 20 minutes ago.

TV: [”Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey] don’t stop. [blank screen]

CE: WTF? Did the dish go out? Whaaaat?

TV: Associate Producer - Mickie Reuster

CE: What? That’s it? What? Eight years and that’s it?

::sobs::

Added: And what’s up with Meadow? Honey, you live in North Jersey, you should so be better at parallel parking than that. Seriously.

Oh, and one more thing. People, relax. This is seriously cracking me up.

And….. My spin on the whole episode (not just the ending) goes to back a couple of seasons ago when all the recap-ers and reviewers were vilifying Tony Soprano for basically being evil incarnate. They all said that Tony Soprano corrupts every “good” person in his life.

Meadow - inspired to go to law school and protect the underdog from the Federal government after seeing her father taken into custody and being harrassed by the FBI.

AJ - going into the movie business and eventually becoming a club owner ala Adrianna.

Agent Harris - feeding Tony the info that Phil Leotardo had been making phone calls from a pay phone in Oyster Bay, Long Island, “most likely from a gas station” and then when he hears that Phil got whacked, saying “we’re gonna win this one”.

I loved Tony Soprano, much in the same way I loved Michael Corleone. I’m glad they didn’t whack him in the end.

And the cat… it’s Adrianna or maybe Christopher. Hmmm.

Project Runway - Season Finale

Okay, so how cool is Fern Mallis?

Verbally flipping Michael Kors the bird when he was giving Uli a hard time about being inspired by where she lives (Miami), so Uli was all, “Schritt weg, Michael, should you like me to move to New York where zhere is no color and no beautiful prints???”

I love Michael Kors, but his reaction must stem from after this quote from Tim Gunn’s kudos to Uli for her collection on his blog Tim’s Take:

Uli really pulled it off. Our queen of easygoing Caribbean fashion executed a collection that belonged alongside Michael Kors in the category of Seventh Avenue ready-to-wear.

Snap.

Oh, and Jeffrey won.

The long awaited Rosie O’Donnell Show

Well the TiVo and I are back on speaking terms again. Although, if I don’t start watching some of the shows that are stored on there, it will probably bitchslap me again.

Opa is back in the mix.

CE: The whore & pony show, I love that.
OPA: Oh woe is me, poor damsel in distress.
CE: Do you think they’re in this together?
OPA: Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
CE: $500 K damn.
OPA: You’re sleeping with a whore Christian. How is that a good thing?
CE: Everyone has a price.
CE: Nice watch.
OPA: Damn.
CE: Wasn’t his car yellow a couple of weeks ago?
OPA: It’s prison orange. What’s with his sunglasses?
CE: They’re so gay.
OPA: You know Matt is one creepy lookin’ dude.
CE: If you don’t watch the screen and just listen it almost sounds like what they would be saying if they were having sex.

Tell me what you don’t like about yourself….
CE: “nothing money can’t fix.” Love that.
OPA: Pull over, the white trash went south.
CE: OMG. Christian just looks stunned.
OPA: Oh, that is just nasty.
CE: She looks awful.
CE: Parenting advice from Christian, that’s just rich.
OPA: It’s the blackmailer.
CE: Ooo.
OPA: A picture speaks a thousand words.
CE: Who is that?

McNamara Home
CE: Whoa, just throw it out there Julia.
OPA: Damn.
CE: I hate Sean.
OPA: Yeah, Kathleen Turner.
CE: Holy shit $500. That’s like more than my car payment.
OPA: Mr. Pussy.
CE: Don’t be blaming yourself, Julia!
OPA: Liar!
CE: Liar! You’re a dick Sean.
OPA: If he had a dick, he’s have the balls to tell her the truth.
CE: He’s gonna bribe her with jewelry.
OPA: He’s spineless.
CE: Say no Julia!
OPA: He’s so whiny and yet he has 2 women that want him. What is wrong with that picture?
CE: Nice ring, though.

Completely unrelated:
“Man of the Year” looks like a funny movie, but then the previews of “RV” made that look like a funny movie, too. Those Volkswagen accident commercials kind of freak me out. Has South Park really been on for 10 years.

McNamara/Troy Scrub Room
CE: Boy could Christian sound anymore condescending?
OPA: I know, right?
CE: He’s so deluded.
OPA: I hate him.

Surgery Suite
OPA: He’s looking for a cash cow and just found one!
CE: Don’t be ‘dising TJ Maxx.
OPA: Told you!
CE: Harsh.
OPA: Beauty is pain!
CE: Dude, I know.
OPA: Eww, Britney Spears.
CE: This isn’t Britney.
OPA: Oh.
CE: Whenever they do lipo, it still reminds me of “Fight Club”.
OPA: Ever notice how everyone looks ridiculous getting highlights?
CE: I know, right?
OPA: Ouch!
CE: Ouch!
OPA: Wow, that rivaled the waxing scene in “Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigalo”.
CE: I know, right?

Matt + Car = Pending Disaster
OPA: How can you…
CE: How ironic, Matt is going to be driving a cooler car than his dad.
OPA: Done.
CE: Kimber fantasy!
OPA: Brat.
CE: Dude, I’m going to need satellite radio. That’s classic.
OPA: The whole thing sounds so lame. What a shameless plug.
CE: So contrived.
OPA: I know, right?

Kimber’s house (maybe?)
OPA: Kimber, Christian still loves you.
CE: Wow, she sounds so intelligent now.
OPA: 20 point Scrabble words and everything.
CE: OMG! She’s going to make him donate the car to the church!
OPA: What does she think that he’s Eliza Doolittle.
CE: He’s her little pet project.

Wedding Planner
CE: This is going to be a waste.
OPA: Snap.
CE: January, at least it won’t snow in Miami.
OPA: You’re fired.
CE: Getting into gown shape? I can’t believe Sean didn’t even say anything.
OPA: What a jerk.

Matt Leaves Home
OPA: Wow.
CE: Julia didn’t know about the Porsche.
OPA: Kimber’s pretty much screwed everyone, except Julia.
CE: I thought all that kidnapping crap was just a story.

James’ Hand Job
OPA: She’s a bitch.
CE: How vain do you have to be? Eek.
OPA: Ewww.
CE: He’s gonna’ screw her. Just wait.
OPA: Yup.
CE: That just looks like it hurts.
OPA: Ugly is as ugly does.
CE: Christian’s a prostitute now. Cute Chanel bag, though.

Rosie’s House
OPA: Oh dear God.
CE: Dale Earnhart shrine?
OPA: How much more white trash could you get? All you need is to bleach your hair blonde and get a bad fake orange tan now.
CE: And she’ll be just like Jessica Simpson. Oh did I say that out loud?
OPA: You mean Britney Spears.
CE: Oh right.
OPA: “I just wanted to try out my new titties Momma!”
CE: I’m just speechless.

Sean’s Office
OPA: I still can’t get past that scene at the house.
CE: I know, right?
OPA: Hey, a car is a car.
CE: Julia’s pissed.
OPA: It’s about time.
CE: Put it back on her, jerk.

Kidnapping Matt
CE: Look at Matt kicking ass!
OPA: It is disturbing that he looks like Michael Jackson.
CE: Run, Matt, run!
OPA: Run, Forrest run!
OPA: I’m sorry, I just don’t find him attractive.
CE: He’s Christian’s son.

Commercial Break
CE: I am so sick of the “Dirt” previews.
OPA: Who cares about Courtney Cox.
CE: I know, right?
CE: “The Grudge” freaked me out.
OPA: I know, right?

Christian’s Apartment
CE: Name your price sexy man.
OPA: Sexy man, sexy maaaann. Now imagine Fat Bastard saying it.
CE: LOL
OPA: I mean really Rosie O’Donnell and Fat Bastard do you see a difference?
CE: OMG.
CE: Yay! Christian’s ass isn’t white anymore!
OPA: Thank God!
CE: Someone at F/X must read this blog.
OPA: Oh what a whore.
OPA: Money can’t buy you love.
CE: Thinner thighs, absolutely!
OPA: HAHA
CE: HAHA

McNamara Home
CE: Gah.
OPA: He’s a spineless whiny baby.
CE: Sean is such a jerk.
OPA: He’s a pussy.
CE: Cut and run Julia.
OPA: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can’t catch me…
CE: I know, right?
OPA: Jim’s over here going, “she’s messed up.”

Parking Garage
OPA: Where’s Liz?
CE: Did I miss something? What’s all this about being in love with Michelle?
OPA: Maybe the sex was that good.
CE: She’s slick, working both of them on this.
OPA: I know, right?
CE: Christian’s a sucker.

Ending
OPA: Here it comes.
CE: You’re a whore again.
OPA: She’s really not that great looking.
CE: Dude, the Stones. Damn, I love this song!
OPA: My husband says she’s fugly.
CE: Why do they do Annie’s hair so stupid?
OPA: I know, right?
CE: Oh that’s just sad.
OPA: I would have already burned the bed and the sheets.
CE: Oh, that’s sad.
OPA: Sean and his lying self.
CE: Poor Christian. OMG!
OPA: I’m having a flashback, remember the drugs in the boobs.
CE: James is behind the kidney stealing thing!
OPA: This is up there with the drug lord thing.
CE: Holy shit! I totally didn’t see that coming.
OPA: Although I liked the tattooed drug lord and now they just have a wrinkled old vampire.
CE: What a bitch! How could she do that to Liz?!

Nip/Tuck Recap

Okay, so it’s 5 days late and really short, because frankly, I was kind of grossed out by the whole show. The whole Laura Ingalls & the dog thing just threw me for a loop.

Kristi chimed in as requested and Maniacally Evil Husband actually watched it with me so here are the highlights…

Liz wakes up with a cell phone taped to her hand, shot up on lidocaine and missing a kidney.
CE: This is a total urban legend.
MEH: I know, right?
CE: I think the writer’s are getting lazy.
MEH: Like the scuba diver one on CSI.
CE: Yeah, but the guy was trying to cover up a murder.

Shari Noble’s Consult with Christian
CE: Something’s up with this chick.
MEH: …
CE: Is that Melissa Gilbert?
MEH: Yup.
K: Dude…she totally did her dog.
CE: That story is such a lie.
MEH: …
CE: What?
MEH: Nothing.
CE: What? Can someone actually bite a nipple off?
MEH: Will you just stop talking and watch the show?
K: Okay, no more mention of the dog. Maybe she didn’t do her dog?

Commercial Break
CE: That was really weird.
MEH: [breaking up a fight between Gaz & Rico]
K: Why would I think she would have done her dog? Maybe I should rewind to see if there was something she said that would have made me think she did her dog. But the thought is so freaky that I really don’t want to rewind and risk seeing that nappy ass nipple again. But I didn’t really see it anyway because I had my hands in front of my eyes and I was peeking through them. Why the hell am I watching a show that requires me to cover my eyes with my hands. Oh crap, it’s on again. Wasn’t I supposed to fastforward through commercials. Damn, I’m tired.

Julia meets with Lactation Specialist
CE: Those la leche people just piss me off.
MEH: …
CE: Sean, shut up.

Sean at Would-be Nanny’s Apartment
CE: Sean, you suck.
K: That’s not pot in those brownies.
MEH: [all cryptic] That’s four. Hash brownies.
CE: Dude, it’s that guy from… what was it the first season or the second season? the drug dealer guy. I can never remember his real name.
MEH: Yeah.
CE: It’s amazing what hydroponics is producing nowadays.
MEH: Look, the whole angel and devil on his shoulders.
CE: Oh and the whole tie in with the mural.
MEH: Wasn’t Rosie O’Donnell supposed to be on this show?

Michelle & “James”
CE: Whoa, harsh
MEH: Damn.
CE: More free surgery.

Shari Noble’s Husband Shows Up
CE: Whoa, busted.
K: Ugh. Peanut butter?
CE: Oh, dude, this is sick!
MEH: That’s an urban legend was flying around the bases for a while.
CE: The dog is in the duffle bag.
MEH: I don’t think I can watch this show anymore.
CE: Dude, the dog! She was doing the dog! That’s just…. gah!

Connor McNamara’s room
K: How did the midget do the top of the mural? Was there scaffolding or maybe he was floating? Perhaps some of the non-pot brownies? Damn, I’m tired.
CE: The dog. She did the dog. OMG.
MEH: …
CE: The horror.
MEH: …
CE: What?

Next week: Rosie O’Donnell is on. Should be interesting.

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